"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/22/2019 at 12:51 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/22/2019 at 12:51 • Filed to: None | 2
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A friend of mine recently bought a C6 Z06 to which he’s added C7 Z06 wheels, bigass Michelin cup tires, headers, straight pipes, and some other bolt-ons. He’s a 30-something guy who’s not at all about that Corvette lifestyle, but he does like shit talking the hideous crap the more stereotypical Corvette owners do.
So, he keeps sending me links to Corvette shit, and now Corvettes keep popping up in my Facebook ads. Including the abomination above, listed !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Friend’s Z06, for reference....
wafflesnfalafel
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 13:03 |
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yeah, “less is more”, (though whatever floats their boat too - there is goofy stuff that I like that nobody else does I suppose...)
Tapas
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 13:03 |
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I’ll admit, that is a wonderful gray. It would look best without all the wheel paint and stingray graphics.
The Ghost of Oppo
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 13:08 |
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Is that Stingray worse than this?
sony1492
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 13:14 |
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The only people being shitt alking at the autoX are c orvette/mustang owners
Arrivederci
> The Ghost of Oppo
08/22/2019 at 13:19 |
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Jeeps and Corvettes are two of the worst for sure.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> Tapas
08/22/2019 at 13:27 |
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My neighbor just got a Raptor in a very similar color, and I find myself really liking it a lot.
C62030
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 13:29 |
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Maybe I’m just in a good mood, but I’d 100% drive that horrible Stingray.
cmill189 - sans Volvo
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 14:03 |
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Is that a Corvette Stingray?
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 14:09 |
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Yeah this is basically it in a nutshell, the FB groups are 75% “ okay, cool” combined with 25% “I can’t believe this shit”
WilliamsSW
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 14:16 |
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Those tires really push that one over the top.
Preferably over the top of a cliff with a 300 foot drop.
gettingoldercarguy
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 14:37 |
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I like your friends c6
Sovande
> Tapas
08/22/2019 at 14:45 |
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I agree. Lose the graphics and it ’s better looking than the other one that is pictured.
Tripper
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 14:48 |
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I hate the Corvette image, buuuuuut every time I drive my mom’s I’m like YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hers is a C5, headers and everything behind it and a short throw shifter. Tough to live with everyday but not because of the way it drives. It is one of the easiest driving cars I have driven.
Oppenheimer - not missing my shitboxes anymore
> The Ghost of Oppo
08/22/2019 at 16:17 |
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Whoa, now I really want a Cherokee.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 17:05 |
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If you want to lose all faith in humanity, look up Bad Boy Vettes. They sell ENGINE COVERS in stages. And they can cost up to $3k. For an engine cover.
So next time your at the show and you see a Corvette with a hideous engine cover, know that the owner spent hundreds to thousands of dollars on being a joke.
NojustNo
> Textured Soy Protein
08/22/2019 at 19:33 |
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straight pipes all the way from the headers back or just catback?
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NojustNo
> Tripper
08/22/2019 at 19:34 |
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The C5 the C5 was the first Corvette I really liked and wouldn’t mind owning. Still fairly simple but a lot of quality improvements and a better suspension
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Tripper
> NojustNo
08/22/2019 at 23:16 |
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Yea it really is a fantastic driver, interior is butt though